I said I'm hanging up right now and calling the cops, but you passionately whisper "Don't"

Let me remind you my heart's not a Pandora box that you can open on a whim.

Now I don't want to imagine every detail of what went down between you and him.

Now I'm not gonna say you deserved it. But you don't deserve him, that's for sure.

But I know why you're calling. And I know what he did before I even say 'hello'.

My friends say you don't even deserve the time me day. Not after how you mistreated me.

I see you calling. I don't want to pick up. I don't want him any wrong ideas.

The problem with bad boys: they become bad men. The problem with bad boys' girls: they make wonderful wives.

That one time when it snowed, I could've sworn that you were there, over my shoulder out there in the cold.