Facebook rant

WARNING: SUPER CRANKY MITCH AHEAD!

So apparently I'm losing friends of Facebook. I'm pretty sure I have fewer people listed as "friends" than I did last week. I can't complain too much; it's hard to keep track of so many people you don't necessarily care about.

Girl from middle school who was shy and timid and now is a slut, I don't care about what X quiz says about you. I admit I post stupid stuff myself, sometimes, but I keep myself within limits, of which apparently you have none.

Guy that lived on the same floor of my freshman dorm as me, I don't want to join your Facebook App game and help you get more Awesome points. You're obviously awesome enough having so much time to play stuff like this on Facebook.

Person from my high school that Facebook keeps telling me I should add as a friend because everyone else in our high school class added you as a friend, stop popping up on my sidebar! Part of me wants to friend you just so you get out of that corner everytime I log in or go to my home page. But we never talked or hung out or even had the same classes in high school, so I have no reason to friend you.

Ads with guys with ripped abs telling me I can get "cut" in four weeks, go away! The music ones I don't mind, but every page that implies that I need a hard rock bod to hook up with anyone is getting on my nerves.

(Huh. Maybe that's why I'm losing friends on Facebook.)