Urinal, 1, Mitchy, 0

A toilet peed on me last night. That was weird. I mean, sure, it was one of those ones with the laser motion detector thing, but it had this little button right beneath it. Needless to say, I pushed it, it went in a little bit, and it began to flush a little bit. So I held it down longer to get a full flush, and next thing I know there's toilet water on my foot. Naturally I freak out, step back, and of course then it flushes again courtesy of the motion sensor.

Not my most dignified moment in the bathroom.

But still go see "The Brave One." It's good. But it makes you think about people who are like that. People you know...