The big day... after

So yesterday was exciting. I turned 21. I got to do what people who are 21 get to do that doesn't involve gambling. At first I was gonna tally what all I had over the course of the day, but it's, um, kinda long.

I had 1 C***** and 1/2 a m******** for lunch
then at night I had
2 R** *** C****s
1/2 a m********
2 R**s
2 cups of w***
1 C******** (and it was disgusting!)
1 C****** R**
and I think (sic "hope") that's about it

So, yeah. I'm sorry; I overdid it. This morning I felt like crap. And after I threw up I felt better. So long story short I'm glad you only turn 21 once. I don't think I could handle it again.