The truth about lying

I think I like Hobbes. Though I wouldn't go and say we're atoms of self interest, we're probably just organisms of greed. Like Tickle Me Elmos. Why did we want one? Because we didn't have one. Did we play with them for long? NO, cuz it was stupid.

So Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, and almost the whole freakin' MLB has been probably doping up. Wow, that's a surprise. Who'd've thunk it? Those big, musclular people actually WORKING hard all by their little lonesomes? Ahem, if you haven't noticed, we're American. We want the road that's faster than the shortcut. We want faster fast food. We are a nation of surplus and don't know what it means to slow down. We're running downhill and the only solution we have is to keep running faster or else we'll fall flat on our faces and get skidmarks and the Communists will win. Face it. So we need to keep bulking up because the last thing we want to do is lose. Second place is first loser.

We say we're a country of moral values. that's why we re-elected Bush for four more years. But we have to values anymore. We cheat on tests, we steal for drug money, we're only out for ourselves and don't give a shit about what anyone else cares. Whoa. I originally had Texas instead of ourselves. Freudian slip.

YOu watch your back. I'll watch mine.