NSFW or anywhere for that matter

Seriously, why the hell am I uploading this? I am only positive that it will used sometime in the future as a form of blackmail.

Basically, for my MUS 109 class we had to either a) compose a song, any style, sufficiently long, or b) write a song in the style of a famous songwriter. But the latter would require me to explain stuff. My new laptop has a webcam, and I needed to record something.

While the video is (definitely not) fine and dandy, I have to submit an audio file of said song. I found a program called AoA Audio extractor which simply yanks the audio and stores it to an mp3 or wav which was all I needed. Hopefully it has no malware and stuff.

Just a couple of random tidbits:
1. Yeah I forgot about the typo at the end of the first verse. I have 'core' instead of 'bone', but whatever it still rhymes.
2. The song is in 3/4ths, I think. Been a while since I learned how to play music.
3. I had to dual-layer the guitar and me singing because I can't do both simultaneously. It's a major character flaw. So I first recorded just the guitar. Then I rerecorded with me singing (hence the headphones so it wouldn't pick up the music a second time.) and adding the background guitar for the interlude. It took me FOREVER to synch the tracks up using Windows Movie Maker. Granted, I don't need anything more complex than WMM so I shouldn't complain too much.
4. I do this weird hamster-like movement about 2 minutes in. I don't even remember doing that.
5. You actually listened to it? What's wrong with you? How many times did you laugh? Be serial.