what not to say during easter

(Note: some basic Spanish is required)

So, on the news they showed the Pope trying to make a speech during today's services. However, due to his recent surgery his vocal chords took a beating and he can't really talk. His voice is all deep and raspy. Mom noted that he sounded a bit like Darth Vader.

Now I should think about what I say before I say it. I've got a bad reaction time like that. But the next thing that came out of my mouth was,

"Luke, I am your papa."

Inappropriate, yes
Outright funny, yes!