NO NO PLEASE NO STOP IT PLEASE DON'T YOU CAN'T THINK OF THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL NO NO

~Survey Goodness~

1. Vital Stats
Mother's maiden name: Wilson. So that would mean....
First pet's name: Anise
Rank: Number 1 in the state OH YEAH! really I don't care
Social Security Number: heck if i know
Wrist size: (stretches out hand) yea long
Bellybutton, innie or outie: innie

2. Free association
cow: chocolate milk
calliope: cantalope?
upchuck: barf
bass: guitar
pincushion: tomato
broccoflower: genetic engineering
plutot: new found element?
potato: chips
sunshine: on my shoulders
fulcrum: triangle
molecule: Woon, and I never had him
ragtime: jazz
wring: out the bathtub?
circumscribe: Jewish (naughty naughty) [looks at word again] darn, I'm stupid
poppy seed: poppies!
Sasquatch: bigfoot
overture: it's a secret.

3. Have You Ever...?
Been chased by rabid swarm of mollusks: unfortunately I have never had such a unique experience.
Jumped off the roof of your house: no
Put your leg behind your head: tried
Been caught cheating on a test: Hey! That's one of those loaded questions.
Shouted "fire" in a movie theater: no
Eaten dirt: mmm. soil.
Had an out of body experience: think so
Eaten something on a dare, and if so, what: no
Had a small child cry when they saw you? nope
Jumped through flaming hoops: no
Been in a jump roping competition: in first grade. Third place double dutch baby!
Walked on stilts: nope
Played a musical instrument with your toes: that'd be cool, but no I've not
Stapled your finger: no
Been in a food fight: no
Blasphemed: probably

4. Miscellany
How many digits of pi do you know? 3.14159 and that's all I need to ever know
What's your least favorite page in your history book: the ones without pictures
Most favorite: the end!
Where will you go when the volcano blows? Inside the volcano because then it will be empty in there
Most despised color: chartreuse cuz I have no idea what it is
Mono or stereo: stereo
Kumquat, yes or no: Kumwhat?
How tall is the sky? 87. 56 meters
Castilian or Mexican Spanish: whichever one we learn in Spanihs class
The ugliest musical note: the one i sing
who would you never ever want to kiss, not even if payment was involved? depends on how much...
The moon or Mars: moon
How many zebras? on the moon? None i believe.
Do you secretly hate your friends? in a friendly sort of odious way
Name one thing you couldn't live without: happiness
One thing you most definitely could: Homework
Marzipan: too much fake fruit in thhis world!
What if there is no God? Then I can't go to hell
Why are you wasting your time with this? Because I'm a pathertic loser who has nothing better to do. At least that's what I want INS think.
Mental illness of choice: the one where you don't have to worry about thinking
Fat or skinny Elvis: in the ghetto......
Which Ninja Turtle was the coolest? Donatello cuz he ate the pizza backwards
Laser printer or inkjet: whichever's prettier and faster
Headphones or speakers: depends on the time
Is the Antichrist living among us? I should know
How many licks does it take? 3
What would you like to be reincarnated as? a postage stamp