what comes after seconded?

Childhood weirdness
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?: well, they were real to me
Did people consider you an odd child?: not really
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?: No
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: The first was when I was like maybe 20 months?
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: N/A
Were your dreams very vivid as a child?: yes, and they still are
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: Putting Lysol on my tongue to see what it tested like- after all, it smelled nice
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age?:when they noticed I could count past 100 in kindergarten they thought I was pretty smart.
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: What's 5 Q plus 5 Q
What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood?: Tiny Toon Adventures, The Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Were you afraid of monsters?: can't recall
Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: no
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: I went in phases. I still do.

Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: yeah
If you do, what is your justification for it?: I serioulsy think I'm allergic to most vegetables, but no one believes me
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: Gay marriage, universal healthcare, assassinating a president
Do you belive in the death penalty?: to an extent
What country would you have liked to have been born into? It seems that if I don't say Sweden, then I'll be lonely in Russia
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: Congress should establish a national two week vacation for everyone to try it and then sell it like beer or cigarettes with the same consequences.
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: Not on my Spirograph
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: I'm not liberal enough to hate Fox, cuz in all honesty I like watching those car chases
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? Seriousy think about moving to Sweden.
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: In order to be dropped, it must be picked up. Therefore, Rhode Isalnd since its the lightest.
Who do you consider "American Heroes"?: Captain America and the Avengers (SHIT! It's like Republicanism in disguise and tight pants)

Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? I must have
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? even when I'm not alone
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: none
Are the Muppets sinister? WTF?! Of course not!
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: more or less
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? no
sugar or honey? sugar
how many e-mails do you recieve a day?: <1 on average
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: obviously not, cuz time is just a manmade facade
Have you ever had a past life regression?: nuh-uh
San Francisco or New York City?: What's that crooked street in SF?
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: apparently so
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: A Mouse with Sunglasses carrying a bomb (From SMB 2?)
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: 1920's before the Depresion

Emotions And Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?: nope
Cutting?: nope
Do you get violent when you are angry?: I do, and it worries me
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: fear
Are you highly emotive?: Oh yeah. Too emotive (thirdeded?)
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself? bit of both
Do you fall in love easily? apparently not
What age/year was the most difficult for you? 5th, 6th grade
How do you channel your anger/sadness? sleeping
List a few simple things that make you happy: good music, comforting words
When were you most recently your happiest? like, really? um, right after graduation?

Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: Exit stage left?
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other? yeah I guess so List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: They all like me to some extent.
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend? not really
If yes, are you still friends with that person? N/A
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older? mostly mine, and roughly normally distributed.

Family
Are you close to your family? ish
What traits are you glad you inherited from them? smarts? artisticish ability?
Which traits are you mad that you inherited from them? My dad's premature graying, bad allergies, inability to put eye drops on myself.
What sitcom does your family most remind you of? Growing Pains??????????????
Does your family live locally or far away? local
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family? No.
Have either of your parents died? No.
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites? both
How many siblings do you have? none
Has your family ever thrown food at each other? No.
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy? more of a nightmare, cuz we never actually spend it together. Everyone does there own thing mor or less
Do you look like your parents? yeah
List one interesting fact about your family: um, we...... have nothing interesting?

Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea? all of the above?
Married/partnered? nope
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with? no
Ever broken someone's heart? no.
How many serious relationships have you had? 0!-1
Do you believe in monogamy? for the most part
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? not really
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates? I do.....
Ever cheated? No.
Been cheated on? No.
Most important emotional qualities of a lover? funny, nice, caring (doubled)

Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste? If they came out with Ketchup flavored minty toothpaste, then maybe both.
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns? Papercuts
Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: book smart
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: spider, if I could mash it up and put it on some crackers perhaps (doubled)
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind? They're both pretty whaqcked out right now, so I'll say my feet.
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? Read minds,
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill? can you really CHEW glass?
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible? Depends on how fast I could fly
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor? the first one
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person? wish my three wishes, I could resurrect THREE people! Oh... they're not wishes, but the three nevertheless

Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial? Yes, but now I can't remember it
Ever yelled at an SUV? the vehicle itself, no. The driver, sure
Hummmer? likewise
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: making a better Valedictorian speech at my middle school.
Bambi or Nemo? Nemo
How long have you been on xanga? I'm on Blogger, bitch. (thirdeded)
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience? when I finsh, yes.