I was watching TV right now, and they had this commercial for some shampoo. They had Wilma, Velma, and Jane, his wife.

Um... maybe this is weird, but Wilma kinda looked..um, well.... hot. Her hair was all wavy and long and stuff and am I wrong for feeling this way? Is having impure thoughts about a married cartoon character lust?

We could go bowling. I could give a new meaning to the word Bedrock.